Pizza: A golden, crispy crust, covered in an embarrassing amount of cheese and veggie toppings. Pepperoni or sausage upon request.

Roanberry Spirits: Deceptively light, refreshing and bubbly, it packs quite punch. Drink with caution. It is recommended to alternate with water for a less regretful morning.

Junie Kawaii: Owner

Rowdy Stillwaters - Host and Bartender

Brrranches Mcmuffin: Host and Caller

Resident Bards: Mai Secret Valentine, S.H.E., & Taiyaki